My previous post was supposed to be the last before Christmas but I couldn’t resist asking this.The idea came from the Scottish Book Trust. This year each member of the Scottish Book Trust team were asked this question and emailed their response to members.Here’s a selection: Paddington Bear from A Bear Called Paddington by Michael Bond invited by Clare; “because he says things as he sees them. Also he would be bound to cause some sort of hilarity on the day itself -accidentally stuffing the turkey with his hat…”
George Henry Krank from George’s Marvellous Medicine by Roald Dahl invited by Chris; “Instead of cooking sprouts we could spend the morning flinging ingredients into a pot making marvellous medicine…”
Aslan from The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis invited by Helen; “…who wouldn’t want to share their deep fried Christmas pud and squirty cream with the ultimate wise, compassionate and benevolent being?”
Skellig from Skellig by David Almond invited by Koren; “Iwould ask Skellig what it is like to have wings, and why his shrivelled up…”
Zaphod Beeblebrox from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams invited by Colm; “…Zaphod’s breezy obnoxiousness would liven proceedings up a bit…”
I put this question to members of staff who have accepted a Christmas challenge to read a Young Adult novel.I look forward to reading their responses in the New Year. Meanwhile our Mr Kerr has replied with a list of characters he would like to invite to Christmas dinner:
- Hermione from Harry Potter, because I think she’s fab.
- The Hon Agatha Runcible from Evelyn Waugh’s Vile Bodies because she’d be just too, too terribly amusing, wouldn’t she? Or would she?
- Newman Noggs from Nicholas Nickleby: a good egg, despite his foibles.
- Mark Tapley from Martin Chuzzlewit: would be able to cheer us all on if sprouts soggy.
- Lord Peter Wimsey (naturally I model myself on him; did you guess?)
- Lisbeth Sallander from the Dragon Tattoo books, because I think she’d be interesting. Not very good company, though, I suspect.
- Arthur Dent, from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy because, why wouldn’t you?
- Capt Antonio Correlli, Pellagia Yannis and Carlo Guercio, all from the Eponymous Mandolin – all fab
- Aslan – why, also, wouldn’t you?
- Jeeves – good if a bit of shimmering were needed
- Rumpole – a raconteur
- Widmerpool (from Dance to the Music of Time) – a good butt (for jokes, I mean!)
- Obélix – but get in extra.
For myself, I would invite Pod, Homily and Harriety from The Borrowers by Mary Norton. I would enjoy making tiny a tableand chairs for them, to sit on top of my dining table. Listening to more tales of their borrowing adventures would be very entertaining and they may be able to solve the puzzle of my missing scissors and socks.
Who would you invite? (I’m hoping to get lots of responses, but especially from past pupil and now Glasgow university student Jennifer).
A happy reading Christmas to you all.